The Republic of Azenyanistan is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Kanara Attaran with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.179 billion Azynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azynikas. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azynian economy, worth a remarkable 3,845 trillion anoricas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,517 anoricas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The average video game can be completed over lunch break, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, the government claims that Kanara Attaran's political enemies literally take candy from babies, and critics of Kanara Attaran literally can't find their head on their shoulders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azenyanistan's national animal is the Queen Cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Azyia.

Azenyanistan is ranked 95,724^th in the world and 11^th in Saint Helene for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,088.92 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.