The Empire of Azenyanistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Natalia the III with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 6.172 billion Azens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azen economy, worth a remarkable 1,180 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,209 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bars are packed at all hours, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and Natalia the III's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azenyanistan's national animal is the Queen Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azenyanistan is ranked 12,752^nd in the world and 685^th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 11.46 Bananas Ingested Per Day.