The Empire of Azenyanistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Natalia the III with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 9.257 billion Azens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azen economy, worth a remarkable 1,767 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,930 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, and complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azenyanistan's national animal is the Queen Cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Azenyanistan is ranked 9,417^th in the world and 400^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,367.98 on the Societal Mobility Rating.