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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,552ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,544thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,743rd
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Hope belongs to Azens
Natalia the III
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Azenyanistan

Population9.257 billion

CapitalEsperanza
LeaderNatalia the III

CurrencyDollar
AnimalQueen Cobra

The Empire of Azenyanistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Natalia the III with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 9.257 billion Azens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azen economy, worth a remarkable 1,767 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,930 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, and complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azenyanistan's national animal is the Queen Cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Azenyanistan is ranked 9,417th in the world and 400th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,367.98 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,552ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 4,544thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,743rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,799thLowest Crime Rates: 5,803rdMost Inclusive: 6,018thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,383rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,712thMost Developed: 7,011thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,265thLargest Governments: 7,330thMost Cultured: 7,352ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,588thMost Armed: 7,683rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,472ndSmartest Citizens: 8,551stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,682ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,976thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,417thHighest Economic Output: 9,540thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,149thNicest Citizens: 10,700thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,870thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,103rdTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,263rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,295thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,613thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,123rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,986thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,147thSafest: 15,526thBest Weather: 16,175thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,731stMost Secular: 20,166thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,884thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,941stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,415th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 57th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 264th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 276th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 288th in the regionMost Armed: 297th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 301st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 303rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 323rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 357th in the regionMost Cultured: 372nd in the regionLargest Governments: 383rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 385th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 391st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 400th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 406th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 417th in the regionMost Developed: 433rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 479th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 482nd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 511th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 559th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 590th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 598th in the regionNicest Citizens: 617th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 629th in the regionLargest Populations: 667th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 683rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 689th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 697th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 702nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 732nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 748th in the regionMost Average: 786th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 824th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 855th in the regionSafest: 861st in the regionBest Weather: 897th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Azenyanistan, complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Azenyanistan, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Azenyanistan, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
  • : Following new legislation in Azenyanistan, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Azenyanistan, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBA Governor goes house hunting.
  • : Following new legislation in Azenyanistan, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Azenyanistan, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
  • : Azenyanistan altered its national flag.
  • : Azenyanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Azenyanistan, several inches are being added to first class seating.

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