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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,211th Highest Poor Incomes: 3,483rd Most Efficient Economies: 4,615th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Hope belongs to Azens
Natalia the III
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Azenyanistan

Population6.172 billion

CapitalEsperanza
LeaderNatalia the III

CurrencyDollar
AnimalQueen Cobra

The Empire of Azenyanistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Natalia the III with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 6.172 billion Azens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azen economy, worth a remarkable 1,180 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,209 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bars are packed at all hours, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and Natalia the III's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azenyanistan's national animal is the Queen Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azenyanistan is ranked 12,752nd in the world and 685th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 11.46 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,211thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,483rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,615thMost Inclusive: 5,274thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,459thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,465thMost Developed: 5,762ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,090thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,149thLowest Crime Rates: 6,167thMost Cultured: 6,279thHighest Average Incomes: 6,414thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,643rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,653rdLargest Governments: 7,260thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,391stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 7,840thSmartest Citizens: 8,155thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,178thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,049thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,291stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,158thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,650thHighest Economic Output: 11,780thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,258thNicest Citizens: 12,274thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,730thHealthiest Citizens: 12,752ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,063rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,260thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,807th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 61st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 141st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 178th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 261st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 284th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 296th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 301st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 311th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 316th in the regionMost Cultured: 317th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 319th in the regionMost Inclusive: 322nd in the regionMost Developed: 353rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 359th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 371st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 372nd in the regionLargest Governments: 375th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 448th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 454th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 471st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 476th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 535th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 588th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 598th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 600th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 635th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 666th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 685th in the regionLargest Populations: 689th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 707th in the regionNicest Citizens: 722nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Azenyanistan, Natalia the III's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Azenyanistan, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in Azenyanistan, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
  • : Following new legislation in Azenyanistan, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Azenyanistan, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests.
  • : Azenyanistan lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Azenyanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Azenyanistan, refugees from other nations are flocking to Azenyanistan's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Azenyanistan, public parks are littered with cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Azenyanistan, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.

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