The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by First Citizen Plisken with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.274 billion Axixitecos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tlayacapan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixiteco economy, worth a remarkable 8,887 trillion Axixican Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 381,883 Axixican Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cutting remarks are the limit of First Citizen Plisken's violent tendencies, stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Axixic to disarm, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, and all mines are gold mines thanks to life insurance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Blue Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 302,340^th in the world and 9^th in El Segundo Mundo for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.48 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.