The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by First Citizen Plisken with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and clockwork self-driving vehicles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.959 billion Axixitecos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tlayacapan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixiteco economy, worth a remarkable 9,641 trillion Axixican Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 402,405 Axixican Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Blue Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 287,914^th in the world and 7^th in El Segundo Mundo for Most Politically Free, scoring 14.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.