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Most Subsidized Industry: 95thMost Valuable International Artwork: 199thMost Advanced Public Education: 212th
The Lip💋Service Democracy of
Father Knows Best State
From One, One!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
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Axixic

Population12.212 billion

CapitalMärgaredoville
LeaderEl Primero Hijo de Axixic 🌵
FaithAmazingly Awesome Awesomenessism

CurrencyAxixican Peso
AnimalCabra de Montesa

The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by El Primero Hijo de Axixic 🌵 with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, national health service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.212 billion Axixitecos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Märgaredoville. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixiteco economy, worth a remarkable 3,265 trillion Axixican Pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 267,436 Axixican Pesos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,650,509 per year while the poor average 18,804, a ratio of 87.8 to 1.

Government forces are said to be deterred by signs reading "No Spam, Cold Callers or Central Government - Thank You", Axixitecos caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, and distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Cabra de Montesa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 13,481st in the world and 694th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,988.59 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 95thMost Valuable International Artwork: 199thMost Advanced Public Education: 212thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 285thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 469thLargest Retail Industry: 507thLargest Black Market: 554thFattest Citizens: 721stMost Corrupt Governments: 795thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 808thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,003rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,243rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,375thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,768thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,173rdLargest Governments: 2,342ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,485thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,493rdRudest Citizens: 2,591stHighest Average Incomes: 2,958thMost Influential: 3,126thHighest Economic Output: 4,332ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,588thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,007thNudest: 7,317thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,585thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,367thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 13,481stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,345thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,702nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 99th in the regionRudest Citizens: 106th in the regionLargest Governments: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 142nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 152nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 192nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 210th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 223rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 246th in the regionNudest: 291st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 355th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 530th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 653rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 694th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, Axixitecos caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, government forces are said to be deterred by signs reading "No Spam, Cold Callers or Central Government - Thank You".
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.

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