The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Citizen Greed💰Naxixic with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.633 billion Axixicites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WastedAway. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixician economy, worth a remarkable 2,450 trillion Axixican Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 230,468 Axixican Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Chocolate in Axixic has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, and it's hunting season on loan sharks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 2,626^th in the world and 106^th in Lazarus for Rudest Citizens, with 194.52 Insults Per Minute.