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Most Advanced Public Education: 349th Largest Black Market: 841st Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,310th
The Lip💋Service Democracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
From One, One!
First Citizen Greed💰Naxixic
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.614 billion

LeaderFirst Citizen Greed💰Naxixic
FaithAmazingly Awesome Awesomenessism

CurrencyAxixican Dollar
AnimalMountain Goat

The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by First Citizen Greed💰Naxixic with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.614 billion Axixicites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WastedAway. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Axixician economy, worth a remarkable 1,377 trillion Axixican Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 159,934 Axixican Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A petition to improve Axixician literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, the tenet of free speech is held dear, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 1,568th in the world and 18th in Lazarus for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 100 Valid Endorsements.

Most Advanced Public Education: 349thLargest Black Market: 841stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,310thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,399thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,400thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,484thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,568thLargest Retail Industry: 1,574thTop
Most Influential: 1,925thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,626thFattest Citizens: 2,928thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,140thRudest Citizens: 3,435thMost Efficient Economies: 3,580thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,761stNudest: 4,329thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,950thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,886thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,904thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,038thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,002ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,334thTop
Largest Governments: 8,469thBest Weather: 8,556thHighest Economic Output: 9,948thHighest Average Incomes: 10,565thMost Developed: 11,253rd
Most Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 44th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 76th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 144th in the regionRudest Citizens: 153rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 201st in the regionNudest: 217th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 270th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 364th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 397th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 441st in the regionBest Weather: 465th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 492nd in the regionLargest Governments: 500th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 535th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 586th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 629th in the regionMost Developed: 632nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Axixic was endorsed by The Federation of Erlyia.
  • : Axixic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 5% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Axixic was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Axixic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Axixic was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, a petition to improve Axixician literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.


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