|Leader||El Primero Hijo de Axixic 🌵|
|Faith||Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism|
|Animal||Goat of Destiny|
The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by El Primero Hijo de Axixic 🌵 with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.789 billion Axixitecos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puerto Tlayacapan. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Axixiteco economy, worth a remarkable 4,556 trillion Axixican Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 308,084 Axixican Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction, home renovation shows are increasingly popular, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Goat of Destiny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, home renovation shows are increasingly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, jackboots have given the boot to the nobility.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
- : Axixic voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Following new legislation in Axixic, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
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