The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by El Primero Hijo de Axixic 🌵 with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, national health service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.212 billion Axixitecos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Märgaredoville. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixiteco economy, worth a remarkable 3,265 trillion Axixican Pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 267,436 Axixican Pesos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,650,509 per year while the poor average 18,804, a ratio of 87.8 to 1.

Government forces are said to be deterred by signs reading "No Spam, Cold Callers or Central Government - Thank You", Axixitecos caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, and distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Cabra de Montesa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 13,481^st in the world and 694^th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,988.59 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.