The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by First Citizen Greed💰Naxixic with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.614 billion Axixicites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WastedAway. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Axixician economy, worth a remarkable 1,377 trillion Axixican Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 159,934 Axixican Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A petition to improve Axixician literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, the tenet of free speech is held dear, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 1,568^th in the world and 18^th in Lazarus for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 100 Valid Endorsements.