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Most Valuable International Artwork: 126thMost Subsidized Industry: 214thMost Advanced Public Education: 305th
The Lip💋Service Democracy of
Father Knows Best State
From One, One!
First Citizen Greed💰Naxixic
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Axixic

Population10.633 billion

CapitalWastedAway
LeaderFirst Citizen Greed💰Naxixic
FaithAmazingly Awesome Awesomenessism

CurrencyAxixican Dollar
AnimalMountain Goat

The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Citizen Greed💰Naxixic with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.633 billion Axixicites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WastedAway. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixician economy, worth a remarkable 2,450 trillion Axixican Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 230,468 Axixican Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Chocolate in Axixic has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, and it's hunting season on loan sharks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 2,626th in the world and 106th in Lazarus for Rudest Citizens, with 194.52 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 126thMost Subsidized Industry: 214thMost Advanced Public Education: 305thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 499thLargest Black Market: 643rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 945thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,134thLargest Retail Industry: 1,153rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,198thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,239thFattest Citizens: 1,412thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,963rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,089thTop
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Most Influential: 2,370thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,388thRudest Citizens: 2,626thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,696thMost Devout: 3,745thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,790thLargest Governments: 4,105thHighest Average Incomes: 4,277thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,916thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,985thLowest Crime Rates: 5,393rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,552ndHighest Economic Output: 5,809thNudest: 6,815thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,880thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 12,598thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,058thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,849th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 32nd in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 50th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 87th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 97th in the regionRudest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Devout: 188th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 194th in the regionLargest Governments: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 210th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 213th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 244th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 272nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 290th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 292nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 316th in the regionNudest: 317th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 512th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 691st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 703rd in the regionMost Stationary: 732nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, it's hunting season on loan sharks.
  • : Axixic endorsed The Republic of Tolfaer.
  • : Axixic endorsed The Federation of Dernel.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, chocolate in Axixic has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, citizens must pay to enjoy Axixic's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use WastedAway as a backdrop.
  • : Axixic voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : Axixic voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commercial Arbitration Recognition".

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