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Most Subsidized Industry: 77thMost Advanced Public Education: 139thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 211th
The Lip💋Service Democracy of
Democratic Socialists
From One, One!
El Primero Hijo de Axixic 🌵
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Axixic

Population14.789 billion

CapitalPuerto Tlayacapan
LeaderEl Primero Hijo de Axixic 🌵
FaithAmazingly Awesome Awesomenessism

CurrencyAxixican Peso
AnimalGoat of Destiny

The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by El Primero Hijo de Axixic 🌵 with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.789 billion Axixitecos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puerto Tlayacapan. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixiteco economy, worth a remarkable 4,556 trillion Axixican Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 308,084 Axixican Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction, home renovation shows are increasingly popular, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Goat of Destiny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 280th in the world and 14th in Lazarus for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 53,804.96 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 77thMost Advanced Public Education: 139thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 211thLargest Retail Industry: 280thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 316thLargest Black Market: 445thMost Corrupt Governments: 592ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 817thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 889thHighest Poor Incomes: 899thMost Efficient Economies: 1,008thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,219thFattest Citizens: 1,414thLargest Governments: 1,831stRudest Citizens: 1,842ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,853rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,142ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,236thLowest Crime Rates: 2,329thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,744thHighest Economic Output: 3,037thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,221stMost Influential: 3,302ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,871stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,295thNudest: 7,432ndLargest Mining Sector: 8,635thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,201stMost Devout: 11,542ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,672ndMost Cultured: 16,099thMost Developed: 16,196thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,764thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,237thLargest Populations: 20,730thSmartest Citizens: 21,023rdMost Patriotic: 22,184thMost Stationary: 24,366th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 52nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 65th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 73rd in the regionLargest Governments: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 89th in the regionRudest Citizens: 90th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 97th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 106th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 191st in the regionNudest: 282nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 301st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 361st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 362nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 447th in the regionMost Devout: 461st in the regionLargest Populations: 579th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 591st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 640th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, home renovation shows are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, jackboots have given the boot to the nobility.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Axixic voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.

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