The Pony Roman Empire of Auzkhia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Alexia III with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.985 billion Romans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Roman economy, worth an astonishing 10,263 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 285,226 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown. Auzkhia's national animal is the Double Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Byzantine Harmonism.

Auzkhia is ranked 274,485^th in the world and 3^rd in Sacrum Romanum Imperium for Fattest Citizens, with 6.46 Obesity Rate.