Population | 30.624 billion |
Capital | Constantinople |
Leader | Empress Alexia III |
Faith | Byzantine Harmonism |
Currency | Drachma |
Animal | Double Eagle |
The Pony Roman Empire of Auzkhia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Alexia III with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.624 billion Romans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Roman economy, worth a remarkable 8,318 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 271,622 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime is totally unknown. Auzkhia's national animal is the Double Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Byzantine Harmonism.
Auzkhia is ranked 721st in the world and 1st in Sacrum Romanum Imperium for Most Cultured, scoring 434 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Auzkhia changed its national faith to "Byzantine Harmonism".
- : Auzkhia changed its national faith to "Orthodox Harmonism".
- : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
- : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
- : Auzkhia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".
- : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
- : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, Empress Alexia III's new office has a propensity to catch on fire.