The Deutsches Reich of Auzkhia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Karl II and V with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 20.649 billion Auzkhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auzkhian economy, worth a remarkable 4,731 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 229,133 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime is totally unknown. Auzkhia's national animal is the Quaternionenadler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Harmonism.

Auzkhia is ranked 142,875^th in the world and 4^th in Sacrum Romanum Imperium for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.58 Bananas Ingested Per Day.