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Most Efficient Economies: 21st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 689th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 805th
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Auzkhia

Population20.649 billion

CapitalVienna
LeaderKaiser Karl II and V
FaithRoman Harmonism

CurrencyEuro
AnimalQuaternionenadler

The Deutsches Reich of Auzkhia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Karl II and V with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 20.649 billion Auzkhians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auzkhian economy, worth a remarkable 4,731 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 229,133 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime is totally unknown. Auzkhia's national animal is the Quaternionenadler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Harmonism.

Auzkhia is ranked 142,875th in the world and 4th in Sacrum Romanum Imperium for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.58 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Top
1%
Most Efficient Economies: 21stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 689thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 805thMost Cultured: 877thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,230thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,323rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,341stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,506thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,642ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,719thMost Inclusive: 2,429thHighest Drug Use: 2,596thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,727thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,760thLargest Black Market: 2,764thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,900thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,317thSmartest Citizens: 3,416thHighest Average Incomes: 3,793rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,688thLargest Populations: 4,853rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,314thRudest Citizens: 5,448thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,572ndMost Developed: 5,723rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,336thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,561stNudest: 6,729thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,124thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 7,882ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,279thLargest Governments: 11,201stMost Stationary: 11,483rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,273rdMost Secular: 13,270thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,320thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,875thMost Influential: 13,944thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,982ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,241stLargest Welfare Programs: 14,567th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Auzkhia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
  • : Auzkhia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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