The Deutsches Reich of Auzkhia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Karl II and V with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 19.915 billion Auzkhians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auzkhian economy, worth a remarkable 4,554 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 228,710 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The well-to-do in Sacrum Romanum Imperium are never on time for important appointments, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown. Auzkhia's national animal is the Quaternionenadler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Harmonism.

Auzkhia is ranked 2,841^st in the world and 1^st in Sacrum Romanum Imperium for Most Inclusive, scoring 267.47 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.