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Most Efficient Economies: 19th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 709th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 737th
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Auzkhia

Population19.915 billion

CapitalVienna
LeaderKaiser Karl II and V
FaithRoman Harmonism

CurrencyEuro
AnimalQuaternionenadler

The Deutsches Reich of Auzkhia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Karl II and V with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 19.915 billion Auzkhians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auzkhian economy, worth a remarkable 4,554 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 228,710 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The well-to-do in Sacrum Romanum Imperium are never on time for important appointments, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown. Auzkhia's national animal is the Quaternionenadler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Harmonism.

Auzkhia is ranked 2,841st in the world and 1st in Sacrum Romanum Imperium for Most Inclusive, scoring 267.47 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 19thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 709thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 737thMost Cultured: 942ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,192ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,318thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,421stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,614thHighest Economic Output: 1,661stTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,841stLargest Black Market: 2,265thMost Inclusive: 2,841stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,867thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,027thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,158thSmartest Citizens: 3,517thHighest Average Incomes: 3,752ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,756thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,820thRudest Citizens: 3,837thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,086thLargest Populations: 5,101stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,202ndMost Developed: 6,345thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,348thNudest: 6,943rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,609thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,751stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,838thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,475thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 10,206thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,223rdLargest Governments: 12,814thMost Stationary: 12,982ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,828thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,330thMost Influential: 15,489thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,680thMost Secular: 15,771stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,795thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,108th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Auzkhia updated the World Factbook entry in Sacrum Romanum Imperium.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, the well-to-do in Sacrum Romanum Imperium are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up.
  • : Auzkhia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzkhia, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.

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