The Pony Roman Empire of Auzkhia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Constance XIII with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.914 billion Romans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roman economy, worth a remarkable 7,580 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,175 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, supervisors in Auzkhia commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and the well-to-do in Sacrum Romanum Imperium are never on time for important appointments. Crime is totally unknown. Auzkhia's national animal is the Double Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Harmonism.

Auzkhia is ranked 14,459^th in the world and 1^st in Sacrum Romanum Imperium for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,137.52 on the Gilded Widget Scale.