The Glorious United Republics of Aussandries is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Adam McCauley with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed population of 18.179 billion Aussandrisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brecknell. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aussandrisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,552 trillion Aussandries Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 195,430 Aussandries Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Adam McCauley is a silly poophead. Crime is totally unknown. Aussandries's national animal is the 60-Foot Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aussandries is ranked 67,735^th in the world and 3^rd in The Slide Countries for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,011.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.