The Duchy of Aurorianisia is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Aurorian Parliament with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 965 million Aurorian are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chișinău. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aurorian economy, worth 83.4 trillion Auroracs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,470 Auroracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, and even God cannot save you in Aurorianisia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aurorianisia's national animal is the seal.

Aurorianisia is ranked 130,578^th in the world and 49^th in Avaldonia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 822.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.