The Kingdom of Aurorianisia is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Unknown with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.211 billion Aurorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nisâhmie 土開. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aurorian economy, worth 795 trillion Auracs a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,066 Auracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Theories that hold water are considered to have failed, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, and there's nothing more Aurorian than revanchism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aurorianisia's national animal is the Seal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Hminism.

Aurorianisia is ranked 52,174^th in the world and 110^th in Talonia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.97 law-abiding acts per hour.