The Republic of Auprussia is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Eigle population. The hard-working population of 6.697 billion Auprussians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 25.0%.

The Auprussian economy, worth 280 trillion Pruseges a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,893 Pruseges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

You need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, the Gallery of Instasnap is the most popular museum in the country, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auprussia's national animal is the Eigle.

Auprussia is ranked 70,830^th in the world and 684^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.