The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Atsvea is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.508 billion Bats are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bat economy, worth an astonishing 19,060 trillion Candy Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 977,041 Candy Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, and police are doing their best to break down barriers between them and the community. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Atsvea's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Atsvea is ranked 1,278^th in the world and 1^st in Fallen Nations for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 14,453.2 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.