The Kingdom of Asturan is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by King Pasxhel II Talyrasimmon with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 19.501 billion Asturanese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kimorionovagrad. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asturanese economy, worth a remarkable 2,241 trillion Trios a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,966 Trios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Asturanese, investigative reports into the government's latest violation of civilian rights are stored in the fiction aisle, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asturan's national animal is the Tbd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Asturanese Polytheism.

Asturan is ranked 8,714^th in the world and 14^th in Anteria for Safest, scoring 121.57 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.