The Community of Asshatland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Captain Sarcastic with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 29.699 billion Asshats enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asshatland City. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asshat economy, worth a remarkable 4,651 trillion trollfaces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 156,634 trollfaces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, the big red machine has ground to a halt, Captain Sarcastic is considering changing the Asshat flag to one with more glitter, and any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced. Crime is totally unknown. Asshatland's national animal is the honey badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Asshatland is ranked 9,543^rd in the world and 136^th in the Rejected Realms for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.41 percentage of bribes refused.