The Republic of Armed Citizens is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.198 billion Armed Citizensians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Public Transport, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armed Citizens City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Armed Citizensian economy, worth 789 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 55,549 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 219,896 per year while the poor average 9,488, a ratio of 23.2 to 1.

Large areas of Armed Citizens are not accessible by the public, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Armed Citizens's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Armed Citizens is ranked 47,269^th in the world and 2,104^th in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.86 percentage of bribes refused.