The Rogue Nation of Aristokuvaa is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Catra with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.811 billion Aristokuvaans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aristokuvaa. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aristokuvaan economy, worth a remarkable 9,334 trillion Crystalis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 392,022 Crystalis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, the world still seems flat to some people in space, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aristokuvaa's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anti-Thist.

Aristokuvaa is ranked 171,794^th in the world and 1^st in Aristokuvaa for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,543.14 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.