The Republic of Arinainsland is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.794 billion Arinainslandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.

The thriving Arinainslandian economy, worth 337 trillion ARIS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 58,233 ARIS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 223,897 per year while the poor average 10,429, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Arinainsland's national animal is the WHALE, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Arinainsland is ranked 208,838^th in the world and 10,950^th in Balder for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.63 on the Bus Surprisal Index.