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Rudest Citizens: 1,122ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,446thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,898th
The Federal Combine of
Anarchy
United in arms and in profits!
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Aresin

Population9.758 billion

CapitalCrisis
LeaderAdministrator Kayode Mostafa

Currencybitcoin
Animalmourning dove

The Federal Combine of Aresin is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Administrator Kayode Mostafa with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.758 billion Aresinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crisis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aresinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,345 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 240,316 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 818,871 per year while the poor average 51,942, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, preservative-laden Aresinian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, and popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Crisis River. Crime is totally unknown. Aresin's national animal is the mourning dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aresin is ranked 7,685th in the world and 6th in The Local Cluster for Most Cultured, scoring 134 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,122ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,446thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,898thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,380thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,577thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,677thMost Efficient Economies: 5,411thHighest Average Incomes: 5,979thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,550thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,566thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,819thMost Cultured: 7,685thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,586thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,036thHighest Food Quality: 9,568thSmartest Citizens: 9,635thHighest Economic Output: 9,898thMost Inclusive: 10,203rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,467thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,824thTop
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Largest Governments: 15,524thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,631stLargest Black Market: 15,980thMost Armed: 18,921stMost Beautiful Environments: 20,895thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,058thMost Developed: 21,674thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,717thMost Patriotic: 25,034thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 29,237thMost Corrupt Governments: 29,711th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aresin, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Crisis River.
  • : Following new legislation in Aresin, preservative-laden Aresinian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
  • : Following new legislation in Aresin, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
  • : Following new legislation in Aresin, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Aresin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Aresin, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Aresin, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Aresin, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Aresin, Aresinian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Aresin, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.

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