Population | 9.758 billion |
Capital | Crisis |
Leader | Administrator Kayode Mostafa |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | mourning dove |
The Federal Combine of Aresin is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Administrator Kayode Mostafa with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.758 billion Aresinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crisis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Aresinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,345 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 240,316 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 818,871 per year while the poor average 51,942, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.
The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, preservative-laden Aresinian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, and popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Crisis River. Crime is totally unknown. Aresin's national animal is the mourning dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Aresin is ranked 7,685th in the world and 6th in The Local Cluster for Most Cultured, scoring 134 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aresin, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Crisis River.
- : Following new legislation in Aresin, preservative-laden Aresinian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
- : Following new legislation in Aresin, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
- : Following new legislation in Aresin, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
- : Aresin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Aresin, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
- : Following new legislation in Aresin, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
- : Following new legislation in Aresin, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
- : Following new legislation in Aresin, Aresinian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
- : Following new legislation in Aresin, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.