The Confederate States of Anagonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mileethus Canisilus with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and public floggings. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 39.961 billion Confederates have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anagonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,976 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 274,688 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Anagonia's national animal is the Drekamythian Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Drekanity.

Anagonia is ranked 305,194^th in the world and 14^th in Esvanovia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 16.88 on the Bus Surprisal Index.