The Confederate States of Anagonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mileethus Canisilus with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 33.274 billion Confederates are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anagonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,073 trillion Denars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 272,698 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and athletes are renowned for being the best at maths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Anagonia's national animal is the Drekamythian Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Drekanity.

Anagonia is ranked 16,014^th in the world and 2^nd in Esvanovia for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 27.21 Bank.