The Republic of An tAontas Ceiltach is a large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 136 million tAontas Ceiltachians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 62.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The tAontas Ceiltachian economy, worth 5.78 trillion Geades a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,514 Geades, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every tAontas Ceiltachian grocery store, the tAontas Ceiltachian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. An tAontas Ceiltach's national animal is the Red Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

An tAontas Ceiltach is ranked 138,885^th in the world and 37^th in Rushmore for Most Developed, scoring 56.99 on the Human Development Index.