The Technocratic Imperium of Alvecia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Xela with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.285 billion Alvecians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acydya. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Alvecian economy, worth a remarkable 3,782 trillion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 186,489 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The trail of chickpeas is a controversial part of middle school curriculum, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks, and multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alvecia's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none.

Alvecia is ranked 1,357^th in the world and 51^st in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 14,211.62 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.