The Holy Empire of Alexandriteia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Roselia the Great with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.36 billion Alexandriteians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karkínos. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Alexandriteian economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 296,117 Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, city-slickers are jelly of all the farmland the government is giving away, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries, and everybody's got wood thanks to Empress Roselia the Great. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexandriteia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Alexandriteia is ranked 8,929^th in the world and 3^rd in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,984.28 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.