The Free Land of Albertan Conservative Free State is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Federal Conservative Party with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.275 billion Albertan Citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Edmonton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.8%.

The strong Albertan Conservative Free Statean economy, worth 103 trillion Oils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 81,392 Oils, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albertan Conservative Free State's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Albertan Conservative Free State is ranked 84,232^nd in the world and 2^nd in NeoConservative Canada for Most Corrupt Governments, with 19.46 kickbacks per hour.