The Kingdom of Alba Ion is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.593 billion Alba Ionians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, with Administration, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Industry and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The strong Alba Ionian economy, worth 321 trillion Pict Ambers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 48,799 Pict Ambers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 160,623 per year while the poor average 11,107, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Alba Ion has designated Alba Ion City as its capital city, behind every local dictator is an Alba Ionian advisor whispering in their ear, Leader has just been declared ruler of Alba Ion in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Alba Ion's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Alba Ion's national animal is the badger.

Alba Ion is ranked 81,923^rd in the world and 44^th in New Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,679.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.