The Sacerdotal Kingdom of Airceltria is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Alexandria Ashwood with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 11.874 billion Airceltrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airceltria Prima. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Airceltrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,667 trillion Dawnmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,439 Dawnmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, what goes down must come up, the only science is political science, and scientists have great chemistry with their subjects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Airceltria's national animal is the Rainbow Pheasant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Maleficism.

Airceltria is ranked 273,216^th in the world and 48^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.38 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.