Population | 24.39 billion |
Capital | Ville d'Aiko |
Leader | Prime Minister Mélodie Bélanger |
Currency | Aikolandais franc |
Animal | Aikolandais crested eagle |
The Empire of Aikoland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mélodie Bélanger with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 24.39 billion Aikolandais are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville d'Aiko. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Aikolandais economy, worth a remarkable 8,569 trillion Aikolandais francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 351,348 Aikolandais francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,658,962 per year while the poor average 13,051, a ratio of 203 to 1.
Clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aikoland's national animal is the Aikolandais crested eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Aikoland is ranked 148,666th in the world and 20th in Osakaland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.44 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aikoland, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
- : Following new legislation in Aikoland, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.
- : Following new legislation in Aikoland, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
- : Following new legislation in Aikoland, clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage.
- : Following new legislation in Aikoland, national surveys report that bellies are getting fuller while heads are getting emptier.
- : Following new legislation in Aikoland, the comic book series 'Prime Minister Mélodie Bélanger and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
- : Following new legislation in Aikoland, the government is a law unto itself.
- : Following new legislation in Aikoland, Prime Minister Mélodie Bélanger's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
- : Following new legislation in Aikoland, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
- : Following new legislation in Aikoland, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.