The Queendom of Aikoland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Song Eun-Bi with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.057 billion Aikolanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiko City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aikoese economy, worth a remarkable 3,551 trillion dins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 272,031 dins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,039,937 per year while the poor average 49,173, a ratio of 21.1 to 1.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aikoland's national animal is the kitty, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aikoland is ranked 1,280^th in the world and 3^rd in Osakaland for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.04 million Standard Monetary Units.