The Pine Tree State of Aguijan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 45.617 billion Aguijaniacs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. The average income tax rate is 28.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Aguijanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,451 trillion clams a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,812 clams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed, education and welfare spending are on the rise, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aguijan's national animal is the moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aguijan is ranked 183,735^th in the world and 4^th in Maine for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring zero on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.