The Confederated Republic of Aequiteria is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Chief of State Abraham Norrison with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.205 billion Aequiterians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleastwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.9%.

The all-consuming Aequiterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,128 trillion Rounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 140,886 Rounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aequiteria's national animal is the Aequiterian Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aequiteria is ranked 205,514^th in the world and 8,017^th in Osiris for Most Politically Free, scoring 43.05 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.