The Kingdom of Abetton is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by King Latimer with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.086 billion Abettonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sauville. The average income tax rate is 66.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Abettonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,597 trillion Abetton florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 132,139 Abetton florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans, the government airlifts sacrificial lambs, finders keepers is the law of the land, and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abetton's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Abetton Polytheism.

Abetton is ranked 76,055^th in the world and 31^st in Greater Dienstad for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,408.26 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.