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Largest Retail Industry: 831stFattest Citizens: 1,059thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,150th
The Waste of time and space of
Iron Fist Consumerists
no comment
the individual who makes decisions
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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A non-descript puppet nation

Population6.522 billion

Capitalnot applicable
Leaderthe individual who makes decisions
Faithnot applicablism

Currencysoggy scrap of paper
Animalpresumably invisible arthropod

The Waste of time and space of A non-descript puppet nation is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by the individual who makes decisions with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.522 billion endees are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of not applicable. The average income tax rate is 25.1%.

The frighteningly efficient non-descript economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion soggy scraps of paper a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,773 soggy scraps of paper, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets, 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts, and woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst presumably invisible arthropods. Crime is pervasive. A non-descript puppet nation's national animal is the presumably invisible arthropod, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not applicablism.

A non-descript puppet nation is ranked 41,576th in the world and 4th in Anaia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,072.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 831stFattest Citizens: 1,059thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,150thMost Avoided: 1,804thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,343rdMost Armed: 2,526thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,128thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,491stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,674thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,711thHighest Crime Rates: 4,818thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,208thMost Secular: 6,552ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,313thLargest Black Market: 8,850thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,876thLargest Mining Sector: 9,682ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,630thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,216thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,137thMost Efficient Economies: 14,004thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,792ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,294thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,598thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,927thMost Patriotic: 25,782ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,867thHighest Economic Output: 27,881st
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : A non-descript puppet nation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in A non-descript puppet nation, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst presumably invisible arthropods.
  • : Following new legislation in A non-descript puppet nation, 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts.
  • : Following new legislation in A non-descript puppet nation, foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets.
  • : Following new legislation in A non-descript puppet nation, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation.
  • : A non-descript puppet nation was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in A non-descript puppet nation, designer cars make no distinction between poor people and speed bumps.
  • : Following new legislation in A non-descript puppet nation, courses on ornithology and apiology are surprisingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in A non-descript puppet nation, the government decides its policies by observing the flight of birds.
  • : Following new legislation in A non-descript puppet nation, minor code style errors dull the house edge.

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