The Republic of 2sara is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Randosi Ionah Tarmain II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.097 billion 2sarans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morahina. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse 2saran economy, worth 402 trillion Florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,137 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, the tenet of free speech is held dear, major cities run on potato batteries, and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2sara's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

2sara is ranked 46,073^rd in the world and 114^th in the Plains of Perdition for Nudest, with 208 cheeks per square mile.