The Imperial Commonwealth of Zoygaria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Arristok Zobeski III with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 9.062 billion Zoygarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vostok. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zoygarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,180 trillion Pavaus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,294 Pavaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zoygaria's national animal is the Zoygarian Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zoygaria is ranked 29,136^th in the world and 12^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.25 law-abiding acts per hour.