The Democratic Empire of Zellatia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Zellan III with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.553 billion Zellatians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zelatun. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zellatian economy, worth a remarkable 8,449 trillion Zellatian Gold Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 208,359 Zellatian Gold Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zellatia's national animal is the Zellatian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thelakism.

Zellatia is ranked 3,105^th in the world and 1^st in The Kenos Ocean for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,272.89 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.