The Tsardom of Youthenheim is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Tsar Alexei Mikhailovich Dragunov with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.811 billion Youthenheimians are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexeigrad. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Youthenheimian economy, worth 443 trillion Heimian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,373 Heimian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, cheating spouses are required to undergo job training, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, and the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Youthenheim's national animal is the Black Two Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Youthenheim is ranked 60,228^th in the world and 12^th in Astellaria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.49 law-abiding acts per hour.