The Xat'ikhlahns of Xzyxrouw is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.877 billion Xat'i are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Environment, with Welfare and Spirituality not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The powerhouse Xat'i economy, worth 102 trillion dead mice and assorted shiny things a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Gambling industry. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 35,461 dead mice and assorted shiny things, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 109,326 per year while the poor average 8,880, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills, and Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Xzyxrouw's national animal is the 'tasty' bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xzyxrouw is ranked 313,127^th in the world and 7^th in Paradystopi Affiliated States for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.99 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.