The Trading Card of Xomic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Garfield with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 43.7 billion Xomicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orphanus. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Xomician economy, worth a remarkable 5,871 trillion MtG cards a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,369 MtG cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become Garfield's new moniker, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xomic's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Moth filled Wallet Worship.

Xomic is ranked 101,246^th in the world and 1^st in Cental Pacific Archipelago for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 61.44 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.