The Children's Republic of Xofrautan is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Big Brother Anjun with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.004 billion Xofrautanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Migama. The average income tax rate is 36.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Xofrautanian economy, worth 786 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,365 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, and the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Xofrautan's national animal is the White Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Grixusni.

Xofrautan is ranked 27,937^th in the world and 20^th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 28,580.26 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.