The Holy Black Easter Egg of Xiongmaitien is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Panda Xìng Yùn Xīng with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.117 billion Pandas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Panda economy, worth 156 trillion Black Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 140,477 Black Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Xiongmaitien has found 4 easter eggs), regional governors use national law books as toilet paper, and the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xiongmaitien's national animal is the Black Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Xiongmaitien is ranked 259,980^th in the world and 17^th in Canguta Nations for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.56 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.