The Kingdom of Xeknos is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Queen Yukina I with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.076 billion Roselians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roselia. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Roselian economy, worth a remarkable 2,561 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 169,907 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Having only one wallet stolen in a day is considered a cause for celebration, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, the government funds large training centres to turn tortoises into functioning members of society, and resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xeknos's national animal is the tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xeknos is ranked 173,500^th in the world and 40^th in Sparkalia for Most Extreme, scoring 16.46 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.