Population | 4.372 billion |
Leader | Wrengoh Present |
Currency | Wrengoh Past |
Animal | Wrengoh Future |
The Statism of Wrengoh is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Wrengoh Present with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.372 billion Wrens are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Healthcare and Education are also considered important, while Administration and Defense are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Wrengohian economy, worth 563 trillion Wrengoh Pasts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 128,819 Wrengoh Pasts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 966,144 per year while the poor average 4,956, a ratio of 194 to 1.
Wrengoh Present is rumored to have teleportation powers, when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", and 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wrengoh's national animal is the Wrengoh Future, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Wrengoh is ranked 19,703rd in the world and 1,105th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 92 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Wrengoh, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
- : Following new legislation in Wrengoh, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
- : Following new legislation in Wrengoh, when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions.
- : Following new legislation in Wrengoh, Wrengoh Present is rumored to have teleportation powers.
- : Wrengoh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Wrengoh, a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility.
- : Following new legislation in Wrengoh, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in Wrengoh, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
- : Following new legislation in Wrengoh, criminals are thrown to the Wrengoh Futures to repay their debt to society.
- : Following new legislation in Wrengoh, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.