The Armed Republic of Woodlock Corporation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Executive with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.348 billion Woodlans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ironwood. The average income tax rate is 18.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodlan economy, worth 135 trillion Lorns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 100,571 Lorns, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, populations of two-headed Crocodiles have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, and the military is plagued with unethical researchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Woodlock Corporation's national animal is the Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Woodlock Corporation is ranked 34,902^nd in the world and 2^nd in Nowia Ziemia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 25,620.53 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.