Population | 24.252 billion |
Capital | White Bluff |
Leader | Czarina Nora Alexandria Rose d'Este |
Faith | Neopaganism |
Currency | White Bluffian Gulden |
Animal | squirrel |
The Imperial Empire of White Bluff is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Czarina Nora Alexandria Rose d'Este with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 24.252 billion White Bluffians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White Bluff. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient White Bluffian economy, worth a remarkable 4,580 trillion White Bluffian Guldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 188,878 White Bluffian Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as White Bluffian humor gets, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and on-duty Air White Bluff flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. White Bluff's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neopaganism.
White Bluff is ranked 1,024th in the world and 1st in Tennessee for Lowest Crime Rates, with 169.27 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : White Bluff's influence in Tennessee rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Following new legislation in White Bluff, on-duty Air White Bluff flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
- : Following new legislation in White Bluff, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Following new legislation in White Bluff, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
- : Following new legislation in White Bluff, stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as White Bluffian humor gets.
- : Following new legislation in White Bluff, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
- : Following new legislation in White Bluff, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in White Bluff, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in White Bluff, arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets.
- : Following new legislation in White Bluff, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.