The Dugelez Veur of Weebie is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Dugez Yseult Mizuki V Aelkaze with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.055 billion Weebs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plou Aerouant. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Weaboo economy, worth 890 trillion Yennegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 176,137 Yennegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Weebie's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Weebie is ranked 3,760^th in the world and 2^nd in Japan for Longest Average Lifespans, with 93.41 years.