The Dugelez Veur of Weebie is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Dugez Yseult Mizuki V Aelkaze with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.847 billion Weebs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plou Aerouant. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Weaboo economy, worth 838 trillion Yennegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 173,021 Yennegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Dugez Yseult Mizuki V Aelkaze to meetings with foreign heads of state, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Weebie's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Weebie is ranked 1,538^th in the world and 1^st in Japan for Nicest Citizens, with 77.71 average smiles per day.