The United Kingdom of Wallenland is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by King Tiago IV with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 8.365 billion Wallenlanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Nikolo. The average income tax rate is 54.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Wallenlander economy, worth 580 trillion Reais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,287 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chickens roam the streets freely, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, the government has pulled the plug on the auto industry, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wallenland's national animal is the White-Crested Ha'oāp, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wallenland is ranked 70,848^th in the world and 51^st in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Nicest Citizens, with 15.9 average smiles per day.