The Republic of Vytis is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.906 billion Vytisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The thriving Vytisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,065 trillion Litas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 63,034 Litas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 223,122 per year while the poor average 12,857, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vytis's national animal is the eržilas, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Vytis is ranked 135,956^th in the world and 152^nd in Eurth for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.