
| Population | 12.22 billion |
| Capital | The Wild Sutāshіti |
| Leader | The Grey Druid |
| Faith | Naturalismus |
| Currency | Life |
| Animal | Nature |
The Luscious Green Garden of Vylixan Gaea is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Grey Druid with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.22 billion Roots are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Environment, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Wild Sutāshіti. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Verdant economy, worth a remarkable 2,613 trillion Lives a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 213,897 Lives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Getting a blood transfusion from a Root entitles a foreigner to citizenship, it's hard to speak ill of the dead when you don't speak of them at all, foreign invaders are putting Verdant lab rats out of a job, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vylixan Gaea's national animal is the Nature, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naturalismus.
Vylixan Gaea is ranked 11,681st in the world and 1st in Paradisus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 116,821.6 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Vylixan Gaea, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
- : Following new legislation in
Vylixan Gaea, foreign invaders are putting Verdant lab rats out of a job.
- : Following new legislation in
Vylixan Gaea, it's hard to speak ill of the dead when you don't speak of them at all.
- : Following new legislation in
Vylixan Gaea, getting a blood transfusion from a Root entitles a foreigner to citizenship.
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Vylixan Gaea, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
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Vylixan Gaea, calisthenics is a well-known tax-dodging technique.
- : Following new legislation in
Vylixan Gaea, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
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Vylixan Gaea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in
Vylixan Gaea, gated communities have guards to keep their residents in.
- : Following new legislation in
Vylixan Gaea, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.











































