The Republic of Vrasilistan is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning crocodile population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 359 million Vrasilistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The thriving Vrasilistanian economy, worth 23.6 trillion guiloes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 65,653 guiloes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 232,393 per year while the poor average 13,392, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vrasilistan's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vrasilistan is ranked 56,775^th in the world and 5^th in Urseom for Rudest Citizens, with 77.03 insults per minute.