The United Kingdoms of Vozh is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Viktoriya with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.856 billion Vozhski are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mohilev. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Vozhsk economy, worth 864 trillion Huĺdenies a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,625 Huĺdenies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and blood isn't quite as thick as it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vozh's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Vozh is ranked 37,218^th in the world and 1,359^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 66.14 kickbacks per hour.