The United Territories of Vonum is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Lilla Verona with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.836 billion Vonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maddeloffu. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Vonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,064 trillion Ækras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 209,850 Ækras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vonum's national animal is the Viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Baguettism.

Vonum is ranked 97,278^th in the world and 2^nd in 800 Hours for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,376.43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.