The United Territories of Vonum is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Lilla Verona with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.986 billion Vonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maddeloffu. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,156 trillion Ækras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 215,958 Ækras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, artists are pillars of society, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vonum's national animal is the Viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Baguettism.

Vonum is ranked 328,785^th in the world and 3^rd in 800 Hours for Rudest Citizens, with 4.85 insults per minute.