The Christos Capital State of VonHoolia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Supreme President King with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 20.568 billion VonHoolers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christoria. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving VonHooler economy, worth a remarkable 1,713 trillion Dollarmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,303 Dollarmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Christoria, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VonHoolia's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

VonHoolia is ranked 15,094^th in the world and 3^rd in Auroran for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,705.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.